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jenesi - the successful intercession is

God hears Madonna
(God listens to Madonna)

and now a little extra on the creation of the universe

Everything started with the big bang. It Was Saturday Night and God and His roommate Shug Were armwrestling.
Shug: "Ha ha ha, you go down man!"
Prrrr!
Shug: "Oh dude, That is sick!"
God: "Yeah! Undefeated! Oh, wait, wait wait wait, here comes another one. Quick, give me your lighter. "
Bang!
Then, over millions of years, evolution Took ITS
course ... ... of course I'm obligated by the state of Kansas to present the Curci's alternative to the Theory of Evolution ...